Aug/090
Dating Show Killer

Ryan Jenkins - Suspected Killer
I'll admit it, I watch all of those terrible VH1 dating shows and their spin offs. They are so bad that they flip the scale around and become brilliant. On right now is Megan Wants A Millionaire. Megan is quite a gal. She was on Rock of Love a few years back which led to her being on my guilty pleasure show I love Money and then Charm School. She's blonde and likes men with money, so they created a show for her originally titled Trophy Wife.
It's creepy. All the guys have to have a net worth of over a million bucks. They are a all a bit odd. One of the guys, Ryan, seemed actually a bit normal. He was Canadian and seemed like a clean cut guy. He even uttered the alluring phrase 'No pre-nup' to Megan. She nearly had an orgasm and has kept him around since.
Well, news broke today that he is the main suspect in the murder of his ex-wife. He allegedly killed her and then chopped her up to stuff her in a suitcase after he removed her teeth and fingers! He dumped the body in a dumpster near the hotel he was staying in in San Diego and fled north. Hoping that the missing teeth and fingers would buy him enough time, he made his way to Washington and then is believed to have taken a boat further north and crossed the Canadian border on foot.
And he seemed like one of the normal ones.
News also broke that he had also been a contestant on an upcoming season of VH1's I Love Money. And he won! Before fleeing after killing his ex-wife, he begged the producers to give him the prize money even though the show wouldn't be airing for months.
VH1 is shocked and have decided to no longer air Megan Wants a Millionaire or the upcoming season of I Love Money.